Showing posts with label GRAMMAR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label GRAMMAR. Show all posts

Monday, May 25, 2015

Typos that aren't

When you're your own editor, you get to decide what's a typo. Usually this responsibility means balancing grammatical correctness with your stylized voice. But sometimes, it means just ignoring rules that piss you off.

For instance, I think numbers are disruptive. They're great for advertising, but they look ugly in literature. So when I write, I spell out anything that isn't a weapon. So Sin shoots a .40 Px4, but lives in the year two thousand nine. This is not something of which an English teacher would approve.

Similarly, I dislike the possessive apostrophe in driver's seat. So in my novels I eliminate it. I can not find a single source that agrees with me. But a driver's seat is a seat for a driver, not owned by one. It's closer to a plumbers union than a plumber's wrench. So: drivers seat. Want to fight about it?

In my upcoming novella To Guns, there's an Italian operative stationed in Marseille named Mathieu. I'm aware that's a French name and an uncommon spelling. That's because it's an alias. I just chose not to belabor it, because it's not material to the plot.

These are only a couple examples. There are probably more. Self-publishing is your own little chance to alter the course of the English language. Why not take it?