Eight things people have said in meetings at ad agencies that could be the title of a song by The Smiths

1. Nothing We Do On This Whiteboard Will Change The World
2. Anything Is Better Than The Nothing We've Got
3. Late Night, Alone On South Broadway
4. I Can't Seem To Stop Having Ideas You Hate
5. Can You Get Me A Drink, Then Again Nevermind
6. No One Ever Posts Photos Of The Old Folks
7. Meeting Is Just Another Word For Judgement Day
8. The Bathroom Is Where The Girls Go To Cry